h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Hhmmm, she might be serious*

No need to be hasty.

St. Scuttle

shut up
you said contracts were worthless...
take that back....

Tricky one, as once something is posted it cannot be removed.

Any ideas?

St. Scuttle

well...
you could say that you dident meen it and that you have every respect for the Assassins guild
and that i am not a fool

I accept that you are not a fool, and can retract that and apologise,but I cannot retract the point about contracts.

St. Scuttle

well...
the Assassins take out contracts as a kind of resept
the contract is mearly a statment that says if we "deal" with someone we will reseve pament for the use of our establishment...
you pay a plumber or an electrition for there work
well a contract simply makes shure you pay us
and if no-payment is given then you become the target

ah, i see more lost souls have found their way to our lair.

please sit down thingite, have a tea and let off your worries. you are safe here

there is no dillusion

safe...
not if my finger slips onto the triger he wont be

now now Anthea, that is no way to treat a less fortunate person. wemust strive to understand this cruel infliction to which they have signed their names to and if possibly help them with kindness and compassion.

of course, if they crease the magazines, fire away

he said the contracts were worthless...

what contracts

are we talking Assassin business...in the No-thing lair?

yes
we were talking about the clive thing
and then....
well its all in the back log...
trying to rebrainwash people isent nice...

i was merely offering them a cup of tea in the style of our founder

i don't get the subject line martyrs are dead, so how can they be free'd

DEATH TO THE THINGITE!

now people, i understand your frustration towards these poor deluded souls. however, i, like our founder, believe in compassionate education. they must be weened off. violence will just create a prejudiced society and then they will be deluded even more into thinking they could be right. and that would be a shame.

so we must understand them. ask them. why have they changed the days of the week? do they know why? do they care? what do they mean?

i bet they don't know the answers. i bet they have been promised false promises. brainwashed into feeling like a valued member.

the poor sporkites have no idea to what extreme they are being used as cannon fodder brings a tear to my eye to see such oppression.

so you see, we must embrace them as our kindred and help them through this bumpy and misleading time in their lives.

unless of course, they are the people that don't stop at zebra crossings, in which case, fire away

*looks at madfiddeler*
do you stop at zebra crossings?

*listens with interest*

DEATH TO THE NO-THINGS!!!!




I'm half zebra. Guess which half.

do not involve the council in anything without prior permission from the rest of us! i do hope you don't post to other organisations when still logged in under the council

sry, sry...

*slunks away*