h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK, that's all done - thank (insert appropriate deity - I'll go for Apollo)

*Thanks apollo* would you like a thing that goes ping? Current model has a big red button you shouldnt push

erm... yeah, ok,

Hail and well met, if you take the 23rd door on the left down the corridor on your right you may collect a suvernior egg timer, or you may not, I can't be arsed walking all that way to check if I've got enough in stock .

they may look useless, theses things that go ping, but they make everything work even though no ones knows how or what they really do.

I used to have one, it went ping, then something died in it, it now goes pong

Well since its my job to supply them, would you like a new one? With the new improved big red button you shouldn’t press?

Maybe later, but I think getting another one too soon will betray the memory of my last one

*minute of silence for old T.T.G.P.A.M.E.W.E.T.N.K.H.O.W.I.D *

what?

lurking all along
"What is in a name?"

[Traveller] "supplying the things that go ping & make everything work even though no ones knows how or what they really do."

You mean the Big Red Thing that goes ping and makes everything work, when nobody knows how or what it really does??

That is obsolete now see *holds up a Big Blue Button*

This is the new thing that goes pop instead of ping,
and makes everything work twice as fast
as the old Big Red Thing!


Can I join now please and if lil ol' me needs a name, you can call me leila!!

Oh my Jesus she´s everywhere.... could you be more annoying if you tried? I think not.....

Hello Darlin'

*makes a run for the door*

shakes head having already seen what happens next

Hello

ok, adding you now

Yayyyy!!!

Thank you

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