h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*grins insanly*
thanks so much Arnold
you dont mind being called Arnold do you,
Or would you prefer rimmer?

*inserts the needle into Arisztid's arm till it cant go in any further*

oops... silly me.. wrong arm...

*randomly stabs at somewhere else under the blankets*

Nah you can call me arnold if you want.

thanks Arnold
*smiles at him in a friendly mannor then turns back to the melevolent insane grin as she goes back to makeing Ariztid's life just a little more unplesent*

now i wonder... was it the purple liquid or the green one?

*trys desperately to wiggle out of antheas grasp*

i knew there was a reason that i hated going ot the doctors.

funny though i always thought it was because i never have to pee in to the litle cp when i'm supposed to...

*faints*

well i am pleased to announce that Arisztid has been cured of there disgusting condition of healthyness
and now is as ill as the standerd crew member after haveing lunch at the diner

*claps his hands*
Oh bravo doctor! Excellent! Excellent! Very good work. We don't want any healthy or hygenic people running around onboard.

*smiles at rimmer clearly flatterd*
well thank you Arnold I am glad you think so
its hard work keeping everyone at a basic state of ill health
healthy people i think make far too much trouble

* begins to moan, slowly comming around*

*grins as she holds a videl containing a mutated version of the bubonic plage*

*screams*
*jumps out of the bed and runs to the other end of the room*
no!!!!

*puts on a mask and grins though you probably cant tell through the mask*

*muffled* airborn virus... run run as fast as you can....*/*

*takes a gulp of air and holds it*

runs to the door quickly unlocks it and runs out in to the corridor*

I hate it when they run...
all i need to do is find an airvent though...