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It's nice to meet you too Christina, I'll probaly see you in here from time to time and yes, I do know Trish.

Dave.

Hi chris wondered when you was going to join us..i think you are already classed as an employee cos your name is on the list..I think you would be as well chatting with Trish as she is in charge of the Hiring and Fireing..nice to see you
Ps there is a long queue for the testing job..i suppose once we are up and running proper
and get the `Recipe` section going you would be able to bake and taste any of the food we serve for yourself....the

awwwwwwww no please if its up to trish i'll be cleaning the toilets and scrubbing the floor with a toothbrush!

not getting online much at the mo hun...but when i can i am prepared to work and i would work especially hard at the cream cake testing!...honest i would

hi dave i have to go now but hope to chat soon and give trish a pinch from me when you see her!

Hahahaha you know Trish that well
do you??..think the last time we chatted was when you was asking about wet suits..wouldn`t that be good uniform for the fellas....
Dave are you going to see trish about a job as well..although at the moment the jobs are only open to people who chatted on the origional thread (as far as i know)...see list on tea shoppe....hope you all got hard hats on cos this is still a construction site yet...

no hun it wasnt me who chatted about wetsuits...but cooooooooorr!!! yes please lol... got to go but please ask trish very nicelt for a decent job for her *wonderful* mate

hi dave i'm keeping my beady eye on you your no getting to work with all us young things its no good for a man of your age
so just calm down and watch your blood pressure especially if i'm wearing my french maids outfit you'll think youve died and gone to heaven
that will keep you going the noo and keep your hard hat on jinty

Dinnae fash yersel Jinty, I'll be on my best behaviour. Moira's got her beady eye on me too!
French maid eh? I kind like that!

Dave.
I've got to go offline now, chores to do.

Hi jinty has Helen or Trish ok your holidays yet?? hope you got someone to cover for you while your away.. going to have to get YTS or something like that going..lol..still lots to sort out yet..where is Helen when you need her..we need a decision on the uniforms..the french maids would be nice but i don`t think they will be the ones we are having..i`m not wearing one anyhow..think i will stick to my overalls at least then people will know what i do..<love...the

afternoon all.

right...
holidays... i shall honour any holidays already arranged and school holidays.. other than that we would like some notice, so as to get enough cover. we cant be running out of cakes..

uniforms..
the french maids outfit seems ok, but the skirt must be 2 inches below the knee.
we dont want anyone having heart attacks on the premisies.. loups hasnt built a hospital yet.


and can we please keep refering to message No109..

anything else???
h.xx

oh...


the men can wear trousers, thats unless they want to wear a skirt..

huh that marc says hes not wearing a uniform he;ll just wear overalls we all know why so he can flash at everybody

he will be giving the shoppe a bad name

helen i hereby apply for time off next week to take my g/kids on holiday because i am a good granny to them
hurrah the shoppe will soon be ready jinty yous

ok jinty

i will put you down in the diary.

marc
ive been thinking. i know that we need plenty of staff, as the shoppe will be open 24/7.. but if we keep employing everyone that passes by, we wont have anybody left to be customers

i would also like you and to be in a nice uniform, for when you are dealing wih the public. meeting and greeting etc etc..
and keep the overalls for when you are cleaning.


now we have the uniforms sorted, should we consider the decor.. you know the sort of stuff.. curtains, table clothes, serviettes...paper or linen?


h.xx

O HELEN YOU CANNY WHACK A NICE STARCHED LINEN NAPKIN didny mean to shout at you
we want to be upmarket so paper is out if we can get a good laundry to keep us supplied

did i read somewhere that we'll be opening soon or did i dream it

isnt it exciting i hope i dont wet myself
thats all we need
i'll leave the choice of drapes to you i think you will choose wisely i have faith in you
jinty

hi jinty

i havent heard anything about the official opening yet.. not unless loups has announced it and ive missed it..
he is probably busy plumbing in the urinals.

at the rate we are going loups will be building a whole city.


h.xx

hope hes no building it oot o lego if marc gets in he'll blaw it doon
he'll need to be fumigated every day
thats better nothing personal marc but you have to agree with us jinty

and whats wrong with lego???

ive built a scale model of my dream house. even with furniture and cupboards and gardens and ponds.. all in detail.

so when i win the millions, all have to do is hand it over to the architect and builders and say.... build me this please in the right sizes..

all i need now is the millions

you'll have your millians in no time with the profits from the tea shoppe
£1-50 £1 £2£1-50
were no giving them away jinty

helen in responce to posting 134 i haven`t said to anyone they could have employment i have refered them over to yourself or Trish..and i ahve told them that if there name isn`t on the list at the side or on the origional thread then they would have to wait for future vacancies..
regards uniform..I won`t be greeting the customers..i will be
busy cleaning and fixing..take care all chat soon..the