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Post 81

serenity

evenin all.smiley - hug
and welcome to any prospective customers.


i think i better stick to doing to cooking. if i were to become a lap dancer, it would put people off their foodsmiley - biggrin

it looks as if things are taking shape. weve got all the equipment installed and plenty of help woth the cleaning up..

i think we will have to operate an honesty system and hope that everyone pays for their food and can cook their own, when we arent here..

now as soon as the office is finished, i will collect all names and addresses and p45's. we dont want to fall foul of the law..

h.xx
smiley - peacedovesmiley - rose


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Post 82

SALAMANDAPALAGANDA 2006

Erm p45ssmiley - yikes...hi Helen we haven`t any customers just yet only the workers at the moment i think..See got me hard on..so any news of Loup yet as to when we can oficialy open to customers..what was this about lap dancers we not having them are we..tut lowering the tone..
Jinty
i know what your going to say streak..lol..she started it..smiley - nahnah


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Post 83

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hi folks smiley - hug
marc how come you always blame someone else is it a man thing
the person i saw streaking ----was you smiley - devil
smiley - ufoare you still on this planet i'll forgive you if you wash the floor again it still looks a bit mucky smiley - dog
i fairly suit my hard hat it looks nicer since i put the pink ribbon on it thats all i'm going to wear apart from a smile i look a stootter (scottish for hum dinger)
smiley - donutsmiley - donutsmiley - donutsmiley - donutsmiley - donutthere for the night shift you can make your own tea did you get paper bags in case some of the customers want to buy to take home
the next one caught with their hand in the till will be dismissed on the spot
c u all in the morning mind keep working smiley - blackcatsmiley - lovejinty xxx


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Post 84

SALAMANDAPALAGANDA 2006

And i wasn`t streaking i <ran. pastand flashed my smiley - spork wich is a cross between a spoon, a knife and a fork..according to the smilies page ..Em is the one who kepps flashing her smiley - tits..lol


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Post 85

LittleDarlin

erm....wots all this flashin n streakin???

i don't think this wuda happened in an olde worlde place!!
(sed with a righteous,pompous air!!) lmao


hiya roodie doodies smiley - smiley

look at all the tables i gotta clear!! smiley - wah



Trish smiley - rose


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Post 86

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huh!!
c what i mean youre blaming em i bet you had to force her
because she wouldn't do that otherwise we're all smiley - angels
smiley - blackcatjinty


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Post 87

LittleDarlin

jinty


wait till he sees us in the new uniforms, he won't want ne of us to strip then!! smiley - smiley

heard they're pretty smiley - cool





Trish smiley - rose


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Post 88

SALAMANDAPALAGANDA 2006

smiley - coolsmiley - angelsmiley - thief your honour i have the evidence that the affor mentioned streak by a certain un-named young lady was completely un-provoked..the evidence shall be presented if requested..i`m innocent..(of this crime at least)


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Post 89

SALAMANDAPALAGANDA 2006

May i direct you to my homepage item leisure district2..postings 34 to 36 should clear my name of any blame for provoking a streaking incident...look forward to my apologise soon..Marc smiley - angel


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Post 90

Xian (walking, talking, living...zombie!)

smiley - runs>>>>>>>in considerably late...puff, puff, pant, pant...smiley - sorry...smiley - bus was late.

*Whips on pinny*

We'll have this place spanking clean in noooooo time...
WHIZZ
there sorted

'NOTICE TO BUILDERS....
LEAVE ALL MUDDY BOOTS IN THE LOBBY...I'VE JUST CLEANED AND AM HAVING A TEA BREAK.
REMEMBER...DIRTY MY SHOP...AND I SLAPPA YA FACE' lmafo

Whips us up a smiley - cake and smiley - tea will you Jinty love?! smiley - biggrin

smiley - chick


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Post 91

SALAMANDAPALAGANDA 2006

hi smiley - chick do they have smiley - bus that goes through the middle of the pub then..good job trish has been here to help..we did save you a bit of hoovering and mopping round the tables
trish has cleared and wiped all the tables and chairs and i have done all the kitchen and food prep areas..so now that you have done yours I will put cash for smiley - cake and strong smiley - coffee in box at side of till for when they open the till in the morning..by the way smiley - chick did you get the leg back of the bunny..lol


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Post 92

Xian (walking, talking, living...zombie!)

Phew...thanks...take it out of my wages smiley - wah.

Yep...its amazing where these smiley - buss go nowadays.

Yeah Loup ate it...but spat it back up, my mum is just sewing it back on now...I might have to ahve a few days off from work. Who is the manager?!

smiley - chick


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Post 93

SALAMANDAPALAGANDA 2006

As far as i am concerned Helen was the longest seving on the origional thread so that makes her manageress and i`m not sure if Trish or Jinty are the assistants..see who gets what badges when we open..i`m just the cleaner...my treat the smiley - tea and smiley - cake you can get them tomorrow..smiley - lovesmiley - hug..do you like my new picture on my homepage??


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Post 94

Xian (walking, talking, living...zombie!)

Gulp..I'll ask her for the day off then!

I'm checking it out now...smiley - run


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Post 95

Xian (walking, talking, living...zombie!)

...smiley - run

So you finally managed to get the picture up then...how did you do that?


smiley - chick


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Post 96

Xian (walking, talking, living...zombie!)

Did I just see you Shelly?!


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Post 97

SALAMANDAPALAGANDA 2006

It was quite easy to get up..once i had found the blob number..you just go to guide ml and type in
< PICTURE EMBED="CENTRE" BLOB="whatever the number is"/>
for the highwayman it was B954807
and you can change the word centre for left or free..good int it...the T shop advertisment a bit subtle isn`t it..lol.. hey i got in bother for our streak link as well..think i got of the hook though..overwelming evidence..


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Post 98

Xian (walking, talking, living...zombie!)

Cool!

Yeah I wondered who the snitch was! lol.

smiley - chick


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Post 99

SALAMANDAPALAGANDA 2006

Wasn`t fair i was geting the blame for starting it all and it wasn`t us it was that naughty EM..Who is shelly??


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Post 100

Xian (walking, talking, living...zombie!)

Ah right...that's okay then! lol

Shelly = My best mate!

smiley - chick


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