h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

carry on like that and you will be employed as our resident cleaner

Na i think i will pass on anything that involves W--k (swear word) hey i wonder if i can get someone to do the cleaning for me and maybe make cups of

WANTED CLEANERS, CHEFS AND GENERAL LABOURERS, POSITIONS WILL BE VOLUNTARY BASIS TO START BUT WILL HOPEFULLY BECOME MORE PERMANENT AS TIME PROGRESSES, APPLY WITHIN

Hows that look? doubt if anyone will apply never know though we may get the odd escaped lunatic hahahaha

Ian

hi ian.

forgive the name change. ive cocked up on serenity.

it looks as if you and me are the only ones on this thread, so its down to us to drink the tea and keep the place clean..

oh well, maybe some others might pop in.

h

Can i have a job? i just escaped from the local asylum and think this may be a good place for me and my, invisible, pink, minature giraffe to hide out. His name is Cecil and he is a bit shy about his lack of height..
Sol

of course you can apply..

but you will have to keep the giraffe tied up.
we cant have him doing any whoopsies in the eating area..

oh no problems there he is house trained and he doesn`t like being tied up he gets very aggresive and he is a black belt 3rd dan in Origami..do i need references cos one of my refs is called Callina..BTW i got locked out of 3 of my usernames mind you one of them was because i couldn`t remember the password
SOL

ok, as long as he behaves..

origami eh?. we will all have to be careful then


dont wory about what name you use..
you are here and thats the main thing

mmmmm deadly stuff that Origami he can make a swan out of a napkin without the aid of a safety net and still not get any nasty paper cuts..he wants to know if he can be in charge of folding the napkins for the tables..lol

of course... i was sick if getting paper cuts anyway.

just one problem.... we are a select tea shoppe and we have proper starched linen napkins...
does that make a difference???

i suppose he could fold them he is 3rd dan or maybe he could give the customers thier bills all folded up in different shapes it might take their minds of how much they are spending and they would spend more..
and

Ooops that should be but niether of us can spell that..

brilliant idea !!!

then we can put the prices up and they wont know what we have done

Whats all this? giraffes, escaped lunatics, price rises, this place is good mad wooop wooop woopeee

HI ALL JUST HOPPIN ROUND THOUGHT I WOOD SAY HI ...X

Hello kinkynurse sorry that always happens when i am around nurses, welcome to thread one of ye oLDe tea shoppe, there are a few other threads the newest one being thread 7 (the phoenix) so depending on what you want on here we can offer you a quiet cup of or the odd toastie snack, etc and
background music from the juke-box. On thread 7 you get a lot more visitors if you fancy meeting new people and the odd ex Leisure District user.
my name is Ian and i was the one who decided to re-open this old thread, so i suppose that puts me in charge, we also have Helen (serenity) she is in charge of thread 7, Marc (prince Valhalla)
the escaped lunatic, and Cecil his minature pink invisable giraffe he is in charge of taking the customers orders and providing their bill. What is your name? and would you like a job?
Ian

WELL IAN ..U SOUND A NICE POLITE PERSON ..WOW ....IM CHRISTINE ...AND IVE ONLY JUST STARTED CUMMIN BCK ON THIS AND WOT JOB U OFFERIN ME HOPE ITS EASY COS IM 3MONTHS PREGGY NEARLY ...LOL

hiya Christine one thing i have learned in the short time i have been here, if you use all capitals in your posting it is classed as shouting. Regards a job what are your cooking skills like? what am i thinking you have a bun in the oven so they can`t be that bad so if you want to lend a hand with cooking then all i need to say is welcome on board
Ian

hi everyone.

sorry to come and upset you.......

but marc is the founder of the tea shoppe and im the manageress. whatever thread it is on..

we have along with others worked hard to achieve what we have and are proud of our efforts..

we used to have an employer/employee type system, but with the constant changing of faces in here. we all just muck in..

its just a good excuse for us all to get together and we are working under the tea shoppe's alcohol free environment. but with the amount of celebratory occasions and medicinal purpose... the booze is pretty well free flowing

the majority of us are exLD, but we welcome anyone from wherever they come from. we arent biased.

so, whoever gets in whatever thread first... has to put the kettle on..

h

so does that mean i have to put the kettle on?
I`ll put the oj`s in the fridge till later any one want a or any ?

you catch on fast


usually we charge for everything that is sold..
its the only currency that h2 seems to have..


so i will have an and some