h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[G'kar] *scratching his chin thoughtfully while staring into space with a look of semi-pleasent recolection on his face* well, the door was splintered into toothpicks, the glass was shattered, paper all over the floor, a rather bad smell, and a potted plant and a whale 300 miles up

amazing, was Trevor alright?

[G'kar] he was the whale actually, but Proffessor Dumbledore was getting a stylish new wand holster and he transfigured Trevor back and caught him just in time

oooh, that was good of him. wait a tick, what was the plant?

[G'kar] now that I think about it, I can't really recall. it was pretty though, for the split second I saw it before it fell onto the ground

can ya help me find a wand :-\

[G'kar] sure

*Measures cece. Selects a box and takes the wand out of it. Holds it between his index fingers*

[G'kar] pine, nine inches, very stiff

*Shuffles in holding a broken wand containing a centaurs eye lash*

Can you fix this? I just sat on it...

[G'kar] sure

*takes the wand, puts it in a vice, examines it closely, then points his wand at it and eclaims "Reparo." With a flash of light the wand is fixed. G'kar removes it carefully and holds it between his fingers*

[G'kar] that'll be 5 sickles

*hands over cash*

Thank you!

*counts the coins and puts it in his coin box*

[G'kar] and thank you! Have a great school year.