h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

that CAN was supposed to be AND

Mr. Joyce was not your friendly researcher who'd show you around his lab. Oh no... He was infact a Utrian! Utrians resemble humans, but have a little more intelligence. Human Intelligence currently ranges from 29.95 ON to 99.95 ON (Over Noetics, a unit to measure intelligence), whereas Utrians stay consistant at 101.99 ON. Utrians can be distinguished from humans solely by the big patch of flourecent pink patch on their foreheads.

(consider it changed)

Mrs. Joyce who was still upset from the Raymond Heigh repair, which had caused several tv's in the neibourhood to suddenly change to the nature chanel and showed monkey doing it, so Mrs. Joyce went up stairs for a nice relaxing bath

They often wear hats. Mr. Joyce wasn't in, he was at work (well, in the pub). However, his work does have some significance here as it means that the front room is a little unusual, apart from the addition of a flannel and small furry creature.

(cancel my post, i did it the same time as post 122, but isnt it mrs. joyce not mr?)

(that's where my post come's in. Oh, will add your's later, once Raymond disguises himself as an electrician, which he does at some point according to the introduction).

The bath didn't affect the Utranian in any way... He just liked to take a bath because he liked to play with his yellow rubber duckie with a pink patch on its forehead...

(many simulposts. How about if we leave the 'Mrs Joyce went and had a nice relaxing bath' bit, but leave the rest to later on?)

(my last post referred to the bath... we can add that on later then)

"yeah ok, so is it mr or mrs?"

(as far as I can work out, is Mrs, who is married to Mr, who is in the pub currently)

(Mrs, i think. my mistak, sorry)

to clarify...

"Get out of my house!" Yelled Mrs. Joyce. "Now, or I'm phoning the police!" Mrs Joyce had a cold. Raymond (and X2, though be was out of sight under Raymond's jacket) left through the front door. No one noticed the small furry creature who scampered in as the door closed. Mrs Joyce was married to Mr. Joyce was not your friendly researcher who'd show you around his lab. Oh no... He was infact a Utrian! Utrians resemble humans, but have a little more intelligence. Human Intelligence currently ranges from 29.95 ON to 99.95 ON (Over Noetics, a unit to measure intelligence), whereas Utrians stay consistant at 101.99 ON. Utrians can be distinguished from humans solely by the big patch of flourecent pink patch on their foreheads. They often wear hats. Mr. Joyce wasn't in, he was at work (well, in the pub). However, his work does have some significance here as it means that the front room is a little unusual, apart from the addition of a flannel and small furry creature.

After throwing Raymond out Mrs. Joyce went up stairs for a nice relaxing bath and to play with her favourite rubber duck with a pink patch on its forehead.

It wasn't actually a forehead - ducks don't have that. It was the frontal part of the head (Still, it's not a forehead).

(I'm completely lost)

(not suprised - I had to do quite a bit of editing. See documents page - http://uk.msnusers.com/Theh2g2collaborativestory for anyone who doesn't know about the website)

(I'd like to keep the never ending story thread here, but the edited version off site - it's getting far too long, if people disagree then please say)

Oddy was relieved to find that the tracking device disguised as a wash lable on his flannel had worked, but was after his long search getting hungry.

He was moments into his search for food when he noticed the television set in the corner. After some careful thought, he managed to turn it on. He was confronted with something called 'Bargain Hunt'...