h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

After exiting the platau or the desert, one finds themselves entering a massive dark jungle. The screams of animals (and perhaps things less than animal) permeate the jungle and chill your bones. Many of the plants are also dangerous, with groves of wild amphistaff everywhere. Many of the trees are inhabited by spirits that give them spiteful life. The Jungle is by far the most dangerous part of the island you have yet encountered.

*the PHENOM takes a look and nods in satisfaction.*

i think i will link this island to mine? is that alright?

absolutely. The Terranic tri-umverate doesn't seem to want to link my island to their network direcly, so indirectly will suit me fine

i have already done it. you can now reach here from mine in a hop, skip and jump.

*gets out a deck chair and settles into it. a pina colada appears in his hand with a straw and a little pink umbrella.*

Ok.

*Shimmers and disapears. A roaring is heard from the jungle and a large angry cat like thing leaps out of a tree and heads trait for Creachy.*

*Creachy is mauled by the afore mentioned angry cat*

*but the PHENOM, who is in the deck chai, isn't! he takes one look at the cat which subsequently dies in a horrible choking fit.*

*a soothing voice, filled with concern, drifts through the Jungle, it says,"poor kitty."*