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How to recognise Brit tourists in the US

Post 1

virtualmemory

They talk really loud. They have severe sunburns. They smell bad. They complain constantly. They tend to be ugly. They denigrate everything. They make inappropriate suggestions to waitresses in Texas steak houses and get beat up by the clientele. They are drunk. They smoke in no smoking areas. There are exceptions. The exceptions get mistaken for Australians.


How to recognise Brit tourists in the US

Post 2

askme1aboutfish

How to recognise an American Tourist in England.

They talk extremely loadly. They expect to get ice in every drink. They never say please or thank you. They say "I'll get a..." to a waitress instead of "Please may I have...". They call pounds dollars. They can't can't pronounce any word that ends in "urgh". They moan about the layout of our cities. There are some exceptions. The exceptions get mistaken for normal people. smiley - biggrin

Just kidding. smiley - winkeyesmiley - cheers


How to recognise Brit tourists in the US

Post 3

virtualmemory

Oh god it's all too true...............


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