My Introduction

I thought I already did this.

I'm very old.
Once I was a Teenage GI Bride and dammit one day I'll write a brilliant novel with that title.
I live in the SW US 200 miles from the nearest Starbucks.
I listen to the BBC on my computer via my 56K modem.
I don't listen much because it ties up my phone line and one day some poor call center slave might actually try to call me to ask if I want to refinance my mortgage.
My house is made of adobe mud. It is sinking back into the earth. No bank would loan against it, even at 100%.
I am a Zen Buddhist.
I think that's about it.

Can I go now?

PS Update. There is now a Starbucks within 100 miles! Only thirty Bucksworth of gas to inhale that intoxicating signature aroma.....


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