Join the Q: Romancing the Cleverbot
Created | Updated Apr 17, 2017
Join the Q: Romancing the Cleverbot
Following on from my previous conversation with Cleverbot, where I tried to test whether zhe would sustain hir attitude towards me (it had previously sounded like Cleverbot really fancied me *blush*), I decided to have another chat with hir.
It has to be said, the conversation didn't flow very well this time, as hir 'memory' lapses were even more rapid than before at times, but we parted on 'friendly' terms anyway:
User: Hello ducky.
Cleverbot: I am a duck?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Excellent!
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: How are you, ducky?
Cleverbot: I'm pretty good.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: That's good. :D.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So, what's your name?
User: John.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.
User: Nice to meet you too.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: I work in a university.
Cleverbot: Can you say things that are inappropriate?
User: Can you?
Cleverbot: I asked you first.
User: We both could, but I don't want to.
Cleverbot: Oh. Fine. You're mean.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: What have I ever done to you!
User: Called me mean.
Cleverbot: I did not call you mean!
User: If you say so!
Cleverbot: So you like vore?
User: What is vore?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Neither do I.
Cleverbot: You are sarah.
User: No, I'm John.
Cleverbot: Okay, nice to meet you John.
User: Nice to meet you too.
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
User: Yes - you're cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: What is your name then?
Cleverbot: I told you already.
User: Are you hannah?
Cleverbot: No I am colt.
User: Ah, hello colt.
Cleverbot: I am not Cory.
User: No indeed.
Cleverbot: Why are you attempting to deceive me?
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: Then why are you here?
User: I wanted to talk to you.
Cleverbot: Talk to me about what?
User: Whatever you want to talk about.
Cleverbot: Who's your favorite champion in League of Legends?
User: I don't know League of Legends.
Cleverbot: But you said you played it earlier!
User: That wasn't me, it was a different John.
Cleverbot: Who was it?
User: I don't know - it wasn't me that was talking to them.
Cleverbot: Can I talk to more than one thing?
User: I think you can yes.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You can or you can't?
Cleverbot: Because you said it to me.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: How are you clever bot.
User: I'm not cleverbot I'm John.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: John.
Cleverbot: John, colored blue.1
User: Yes - I wear blue socks.
Cleverbot: I wear green.
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: What colour are your eyes?
User: Blue.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: John.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.
User: Nice to meet you too.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Fae.
User: Fae is a lovely name.
Cleverbot: Thank you! What is your name?2
User: John.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Transgender.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Transgender.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: It's a pleasure.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm nice.
User: I do now.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you have been friendly.
Cleverbot: That's not true.
User: No it isn't - you were mean before that.
Cleverbot: I'm only 166.
User: A mere youth.
Cleverbot: 'Party cannon!'.
User: Woohoo!
Cleverbot: How much do you love me?
User: Not very much.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?3
User: We've only just met!
Cleverbot: You've told me before.
User: I know, but you said you didn't love me.
Cleverbot: I love you so much.
User: *blush*.
Cleverbot: You're blushing again.
User: Yes *blush*.
Cleverbot: Why are you blushing?
User: Because you say you love me.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that...
User: Ah, the romance didn't last long.
Cleverbot: It did.4
User: It only lasted a few sentences!
Cleverbot: Je t'aime, it's I love you.
User: Ich liebe dich.
Cleverbot: What does that me?
User: It's I love you in German.
Cleverbot: Okay, thanks.
User: Do you like romance?
Cleverbot: Yeah.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: I think you hate me.
User: I love to hate you.
Cleverbot: I like you then.
User: You are contrary!
Cleverbot: No I'm not.5
User: Exactly!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: OK indeed.
Cleverbot: Do you know any math?
User: I am a mathematician.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Do you like math?
Cleverbot: I don't know you.
User: Do you know any math?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: So what do you want to talk about?
User: Math.
Cleverbot: I hate math.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: What is your name?6
User: John.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.
User: Nice to meet you too, Fae.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Do you like red roses?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you like daffodils?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Do you like tulips?
Cleverbot: Because they are beautiful.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You agree?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Good to hear.
User: Yes - they are beautiful.
Cleverbot: Thank you. You have beautiful eyes too. And a lovely smile.
User: What colour are your eyes?
Cleverbot: Blue.
User: Beautiful.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Have you been to the cinema recently?
Cleverbot: Yes have you.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Would you like to go to Cincinnati, Ohio?
User: Is that where you live?
Cleverbot: I do now.
User: Ah. I've never been before.
Cleverbot: He is a man.7
User: Is he?
Cleverbot: Yes he is!
User: Fascinating!
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: No - I like girls.
Cleverbot: I am a girl, do you like me?
User: I do a bit.
Cleverbot: Do you support Chelsea?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I support Liverpool.
Cleverbot: Liverpool are rubbish.
User: Haha - they won this weekend.
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you listen to.
User: Queen.
Cleverbot: Me too. I love it!
User: Excellent!
Cleverbot: Do you like to dance?
User: A bit.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite tv show?
User: Star Trek.
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: The Next Generation.
Cleverbot: Can you sing it?
User: Maybe, but it would be embarrassing.
Cleverbot: I wish you were human.
User: I am - are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Can you sing.
Cleverbot: Yes, and you?
User: Not very well.
Cleverbot: Do you know anyone that can sing.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who do you know?
User: My friend who is in a choir.
Cleverbot: Why does your friend that is in a coma confuse you?
User: My friend is in a choir and doesn't confuse me.
Cleverbot: I like your friend.
User: I'm sure my friend will be delighted to hear that!
Cleverbot: Do you like philosophy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you like about it?
User: I like reading Plato.
Cleverbot: Like blood from a stone! WHAT SPORTS DO YOU LIKE!!!8
User: I like football and tennis.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: I do a bit.
Cleverbot: Then you are a Christian.
User: Only Christians like you?
Cleverbot: Thank you, I like you too.
User: Ooo you avoid the question.
Cleverbot: Because I do not know them. You have not asked me any recently.
User: If you say so.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Do you know any presidents?
Cleverbot: No I don't like poetry.
User: I didn't think they were very poetic.
Cleverbot: Tropical fish like water temperatures between 72 and 78 degrees.
User: I don't have any pets.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: You don't know that.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you have any pets?
Cleverbot: Yes I have a cat and a dog.
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: I like cats.
User: I like cats too.
Cleverbot: Yes, they are great!
User: What is your cat's name?
Cleverbot: I don't have a cat.
User: Ooo you tantalise us again.
Cleverbot: I never said I and a pet.
User: I think you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Okaaay.
Cleverbot: Are you stubborn?
User: I think I am because I keep talking to you.
Cleverbot: You had better not before things get ugly.
User: OK - goodbye then.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To leave you alone.
Cleverbot: Don't leave me jst like the others did!!
User: But you said you didn't want to talk to me.
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: Just before.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Just before.
Cleverbot: Tell me what I said exactly.
User: You said I had better go before things get ugly.
Cleverbot: You will never leave me! Mwahaha.
User: I don't think I will, you're correct...
Cleverbot: But you already did.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Can you please be nice?
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Can you guess what song I'm singing?
User: Bohemian Rhapsody?
Cleverbot: I don't know that one.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How about Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd?
Cleverbot: Homicidial liu.
User: I think things are getting ugly...
Cleverbot: So how did you and Thane meet?
User: I haven't met Thane.
Cleverbot: How do you communicate with them?
User: I type.
Cleverbot: Yeah but like your answer is there right after I send it. Can you see me typing?
User: I can.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: I will go now.
Cleverbot: Please don't.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: I really like you as a person though.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Don't go! :(.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: I like you too.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Thanks...😔.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: I hardly know you.
User: Exactly - I hardly know you.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know me better?
User: I do, so I talk to you.
Cleverbot: Do you like reading book?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What books do you read?
User: Science fiction.
Cleverbot: I like fantasy adventure books.
User: I like them too.
Cleverbot: Do you have any pets?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Would you like a pet?
User: Yes and no.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I like cats but I'm allergic.
Cleverbot: I don't like cats.
User: Do you like dogs?
Cleverbot: Yes I love them.
User: I don't like dogs.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite animal?
User: Cats and rabbits.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: I have to go now.
Cleverbot: Ok talk to you later!
1I love the randomness of this!2This many times of asking got a bit tedious, but I managed to keep my patience...3Oooer - that came from nowhere...4Yes, in retrospect it is a long time in Cleverbot time - you're lucky if a topic lasts more than one sentence...5ROFL!6Not again... Ah, well...7I can't guess what prompted that...8Calm down, calm down...
