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Then when you make it, put loads of onion and real garlic in it- then you can post a conversation to the entry explaining the changes, and how good it tastes

I don't know if anyone has mentioned this, but I think it needs more onion in it.

Son, your protestations are wasted on these mere lightweights. They make their pies onion-free and with artificial garlic subsitute made out of plastic for fear of upsetting the UKIP.

Honestly though, who ever heard of a shepherds pies with half an onion in it? HALF A F*CKING ONION!?!?!??!?! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!

I'd suggeast expanding the beast. Stir-fry some red cabbage with red-wine vinegar, shredded apple and demerara sugar until nice and soft and adding a layer of that underneath the sweet sweet potato. The potato itself requires shredded spring onion too. And for those of us who aren't weaklings some additional finely chopped red onion for decorative purposes.

ONION!

Or you could put some really finely chopped red onion on top with the cheese, would sort of 'cameralise' wonderously I'm going to make a shepards pie next time I do a shop; having just had a new, working* oven fitted Think it needs more onions through, I'd use at least one big 'cooking' onion (think they are white onions?), and if I had it, a couple of small, or a small and medium red onion Like the idea of spring onion in the potato though, not occured to me 'Garlic substitute?' whats rong with garlic, and lots of it?

Melted cheese? MELTED CHEESE?!?!?!?

What the f*uking hell? Don't dick about with melted f*cking cheese! That would make it more akin to a paté chinois than a f*cking shep pie.

Gadzooks.

Spring onion though, makes it special! Just ask Delia.

Jeez you men!!! Haven't you got any animals to spear?!!!!!Leave the cooking to us gals.?!?Cooking doncha just hate it?!!! Who wants to sweat in the kitchen all night???!!!I mean there are other rooms in the house fellas??!! Sex !!?? Dontcha just hate it??!!Gettin all sweaty over nothing??!!

You're just jealous 'cos you ain't no good at it.