Posted: 3^rd October 2002

Here we are with another sparkling issue of your favourite online newspaper.

As you may or may not have noticed I have been a little absent lately. This is due to a number of reasons, mainly that I have been somewhat unwell and was dispatched to hospital to undertake that most uncomfortable of examinations - the colon xray. Thankfully being told
that I am clear of any cancer, I am still waiting on the final diagnosis from my doctor. One thing I can say with all honesty is that, for at least four days last week, I was most certainly not full of c**p.

Another reason, which has affected my online participation far more, is that this household has developed a strange reluctance to be able to add/update entries on h2g2 if they are above a certain size. This has led to me having to take a sabbatical from my sub-editing work and
also to my faithful deputy, Greebo, having to upload all recent Post articles. This means that any oversights, spelling mistakes, etc, etc may not be rectified as quickly as before as I have to fully rely on Greebo to implement changes instead of both of us dropping by occasionally. Please bear with us - we hope to cure the problem soon.

Today, I have finally done what I should have done two years ago and signed up for an intensive Dutch language course. It looks to be very intensive indeed and, although today was fairly easy for me, I have a nasty feeling that things will become much harder in the near future. So, if I start to drift into another tongue or my spelling starts to feature too many vowels, you'll know why!

ShazzPRME

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  AGG/GAG
  


42? Is that your final answer?

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  24 Lies A Second
  


Matt Damon forgets who he is. Awix rather wishes he could do the same.

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  360 - Changing the World by Degrees
  


A new update from the 360 team

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  Future Prefect
  


Our heroes gain a new ally

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  Swiv's Idea of University
  


Part 2 of Swiv's look at University Life

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  Keystone Corner
  


The Rush for Convenience

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  The Mark Moxon Years
  


Top 30 Contributors of Solo Entries

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  The Dark Times
  


Part 13 of Titania's Titanic Tale

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  The h2g2 Post Poem
  


Oh Glorious Day or (If Wishes were Doughnuts)

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  Spook X
  


Spook tells us about happenings on h2g2.

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  The h2g2 Post Recipe
  


Shazz introduces us to Toad-in-the-Hole

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  At Home with Popcorn Swiv
  


Swiv goes to the cowboys this week

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  Cartoon Corner
  


Typical!!! Greebo is out on the tiles again...

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  Sporting With Egon
  


Focus on Farce and Golf

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  The Post Wordsearch 24
  


Makes of car

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  The Quest
  


sea with her story based on the tales of everyday h2g2ers.

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  The Post Wordsearch 23 - The Solution
  


The answers to last weeks puzzle

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  So Long and Thanks For Laughing
  


Mad Hollywood Contracts

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  Announcements
  


Meets, sites, events etc

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  Classified Ads
  


A great page run by Moonglum.

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  The Post Page of Links.