The General Store

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You walk into a room lit by torches on the walls. The shop has shelves on most of the walls, on which all manner of strange things lie. To one side there is a counter, with a sign above saying 'Whatever you want, whatever you need, I probably don't have it - but I can get it for you.

On the few parts of the wall where there are no shelves, you can see parchment posters showing just what Euan can get.

In the centre of the room is a bookcase, containing various catalogues. They are arranged into different categories.

  • Weapons
  • Armour
  • Musical Instruments
  • Fresh Fruit
  • Cheese
  • Miscellaneous
  • For magical items, please go next door to Fred's Magic Shop
  • For monkeys and relevant accoutrements, please go to The Monkey Shop, across the way
  • On a door towards the back of the room you see the sign 'Warning. Danger of Death (and other nasty things, some worse, some not). Do Not Enter'.

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