You walk into a small Tudor style room cluttered with odd items. In the window is a display of books and statues. Cardboard boxes litter the floor and skeltons from various sentient races hang from the ceiling.

On the opposite side of the shop is a counter and behind it sits Fred Smith reading a mystical looking tome and on the wall behind him are two signs, one reads 'Shop-lifters will be executed.' The other one says, 'All prices are negotiable. Ask at the counter for help finding what you are looking for.'

The six aisles are marked:

Next to the counter is a large barrel marked, 'The Bargain Barrel' prices start at £1. At top of it you can see:

Behind the counter is a big metal door with a sign on it the reads: 'Danger! Alchemy in progress!'

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