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silly old thing that you are - you know Clare and I both love you!

az

(you too Roadkill!)

Ahahahah, Roadkill, she mentioned *you* last!

az is right, we love you, ROADKILL and Fnord . Just so he don't feel onloved.

ahahahah to you too.

and that would be *unloved*

Doesn't look like unloved. Hmm. Maybe my screen's messed up...

Man, you're messed up Fnord .

Hey, don't listen to me, I'm just hyper. I'm having a such a good day. I got a boyfriend and the Rammstein cd I wanted both in one day

you got a boyfriend today? good for you!



az

I know, tis so cool. He's lovely

ps the Rammstein isn't bad either

So, where'dya meet your boyfriend? What's he like?

I met him at Chemistry Camp - we were lab partners and best friends from day one. He plays rugby and runs, and showed me how to do arab springs . He's an utter darling and fit as well (hi ben honey if you ever read this! ).He wants to study animals on the galapogas islands. His only noticeable flaw is he lives several hundred miles away from me, but I should be going to stay with him just before term starts .

There, bet you were just dying to know all that, eh?

oh, absolutely!

Especially as my love life is presently non-existent I must derive vicarious pleasure from hearing about other people falling in love. Am such a hopeless romantic at heart that I really do love hearing about other people being happy together.

Presumably this wonderful person has a name? He sounds very interesting, I must say. Arab springs???

Anyhow, am so pleased for you Clare. As I say, don't worry too much about the distance thing for now. Just enjoy what you have together. And it's great that you will be going to stay with him again before term starts.

az

Arab springs are like handstands, only you twist and land on your feet (in theory anyway...). His name is Ben and I'm seeing him again on the 25th .

I'm soo happy

ahem. Sorry, got a bit carried away there

am so happy for you honey - you must keep us up to date!



az

It's okay to be happy, Claire. I understand completely, since I got me a gf a few months ago and love her to little bits.

I have been moaning about being single to absolutely everyone, I'm not going to make you all suffer it here.

Congratulations Clare! Hope you're happy for a long time.

Which Rammstein CD did you get? I only got Mutter (I think), that's kinda cool. Especially Sonne.

Hey - I'm single too!

Honestly, between Fnord and Clare, don't know which one of them is 'worse' in being so damned happy! If I didn't love them both so much and wish them all the happiness in the world . . . well then, boy would I be pissed off!

az
(hopeless romantic, me)

Yeah! They've found somebody, and we haven't.... honestly.

If someone doesn't stop me I'm going to tell you all about Aristophanes' theory of love.

Will that be boring and can I fall asleep half-way through?

az

Ooh, go ahead.
(It's a bit embarrasing since I hate the idea of love, intellectually I know that it's all to do with pheromones etc, and philosophically I feel it's only for the unindependent, etc, but STILL I love her...)