h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah, Witty Ditty and I would be great subjects for this! I always used to get upset when she beat me at Monopoly, and I throw a major tantrum because I was such a sore loser! However, our mum would tell me off for making such a noise and it was okay at the end

Hmm, too true...

I don't ever remember trying to kill you at any point... or you me...

I can relate to this, many a time my brother and I have sat down for a quiet game of Monopoly and ended up nearly braining each other over Park Lane and Mayfair.

It must be traditional for Monopoly to end just short of violence

Don't mention monopoly to my brother, he would win occasionally but always seemed to be trounced by me when I won.

As for Chess, we decided to have a tournament between ourselves one summer, which started off tight about 7 games each, I then won about 20 of the next 25 and he hasn't played me since.

My sister always won Monopoly. I used to be certain she cheated, although given how we are now, I suspect she just had better money sense than I.