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Where has all my hair gone?

What's happened to my hair?

I just glanced in the mirror

And most of it ain't there!

I had it in my twenties

I remember plain as day

In fact I had so much that

It was often in the way.

Even in my thirties, too,

I never stopped to think

I just took it for granted

(Though I'd find it in the sink).

In my calmer forties

I finally got the hint

As in the summer sunshine

My head would often glint

And now I sit here pondering

And feeling pretty glum

For where was once a lion's mane

There's now a monkey's bum!

A chimp and a Chump.

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