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Blending in, in London

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1)use The Tube to get around.

2)complain about everything, especially The Tube.
Other likely complaining topics for use in endearing yourself to Londoners:
-the rain
-the sun
-the traffic
-the mayor's attempt to get rid of the traffic
-prices of housing/travel/pints of beer
-the high crime rate, which is all caused by black thugs/white neo-nazis/money-pinching jews/politicians/bad weather/The Sun newspaper/any other random stereotype
-England losing at cricket/football/rugby/any other sport they invented

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Blending in, in London

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