Parking used to be a case of swinging in towards the kerb and straightening up, to end up close to, and parallel with, the kerb. If the gap was small, one could use a technique called reverse parking1; ie, pull up alongside the car in front of the gap and reverse into the gap. But this is now considered old-fashioned and for wimps.
It is becoming increasingly trendy to park on pavements2. Its greatest exponents are even buying big four-wheel-drive jeeps to enable them to get up even the largest of kerbs. In these vehicles it's referred to as off-roading. It would appear that many believe they have a right to park on the pavement or at least with two wheels bumped up the kerb. Even double yellow lines3 alongside the kerb do not deter the dedicated. This practice has reached such epidemic proportions that even on a quiet and wide side street the art is still performed.
There are two main methods of pavement parking. One is to drive slowly towards the pavement until the near-side front tyre is touching the kerb, then apply power, whilst steering into the kerb until the front wheel climbs onto the kerb. Then continue deep onto the pavement, until the back near-side wheel also climbs the kerb, before swinging the front back round to straighten up. The second method is easier and is best for the novice, but does require the presence of a lower kerb. One simply drives the near side wheels up the lowered kerb. You can then drive along with two wheels on the pavement until the desired position is reached. Beware; on busy pavements pedestrians4 may be slow to get out of the way, especially if they have their backs to you. Don't despair, a gentle toot on the horn usually does the trick.
Aside from this being illegal, it causes considerable inconvenience to pedestrians, which may be seen by some as part of the attraction of the sport. Pavement parkers narrow the footpath to the extent that sometimes it is necessary for pedestrians to walk in the road. Even partially blocked pavements can cause havoc especially to the blind, wheelchair bound and to parents with pushchairs. If the pavement is wide such that not much hindrance is caused, swinging the car door open into the path of passing pedestrians can add to the fun. Here timing is all-important to cause maximum nuisance.
Pavements are often not built to withstand the rigours of being driven on, especially by lorries who also like to participate in this activity. This can considerably add to the sense of achievement, as the pavements often crack and break up under the strain.
When darkness falls a new element is added. By parking against the flow and leaving dipped head lights on, the dipped beam is cast to the centre of the road, not the kerb, thereby dazzling oncoming traffic into the bargain.
Pavement parkers come from all 'walks' of life, and are not bad people. They are often misunderstood and accused of being one or more of the following:
Ignorant - They're just too stupid to realise that it is illegal and inconveniences others.
Incompetent - It's too difficult to park close and parallel to the kerb.
Lazy - The road is narrow and they can't be bothered to park in a more appropriate place and walk.
Misguided - There are yellow lines. They might be to stop parked cars causing an obstruction. By parking partly on the pavement they feel that they reduce the obstruction and thereby reduce the offence (in fact they are now committing two offences5).
Sheep - Everyone else is parked on the pavement therefore it must be the right thing to do.
Selfish - They just want to get on with their lives and disregard everyone else.
To sum up they are ignorant, incompetent, lazy, misguided, selfish sheep. They may be called much worse, but pavement parkers are unfazed by anything that may be said to them and are well versed in the allied art of giving verbal abuse.