A Conversation for Thumb Twiddling
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The Flyinghogfish Started conversation Sep 19, 2001
Although I am by no means a scholar in the discipline of thumb twiddling, I do partake of this harmless activity from time to time in order to releave stress and pass unscheduled freetime.
However, I find that a simple straightforward twiddling or reverse twiddling is sometimes not enough. Do alternatives exist, such as changing speeds or directions, that could add to the overall experience?
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Earthman Posted Sep 19, 2001
I personally prefer to twiddle at the highest speed possible, and find that the forward twiddle allows me a higher thumb velocity. However, some perfectionists may not like the manner of this high-speed twiddle, as the tips of the thumbs follow a rather elliptical trajectory. In contrast, my reverse twiddle has my thumb tips follow a more circular trajectory, but I am unable to achieve the same maximum tip speed.
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Sep 21, 2001
Have you tried the contact variety?
Also, there's the knuckle twuddle ... rather than the tips of your thumbs being twiddled, move your thumbs closer together and twiddle the knuckles - it gives a decidedly bizarre feeling, as I've just discovered ...
Twiddlers - on the cutting edge of world discoveries
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Earthman Posted Sep 21, 2001
The contact variety is incredibly frustrating to me. It's like trying to run while tripping yourself up.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Sep 24, 2001
But when done properly, you can sometimes make sparks from the friction. Go on, try it! Sit in a dark closet and twiddle, see what happens!
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The Flyinghogfish Posted Sep 28, 2001
BY THE GODS!!!
Is it possible that we have just stumbled upon THE great secret to THE pleantiful electrical energy supply? Will this be the dawning of a new age in energy resources? Will this forever end the divisions between those with electric ovens and those with gas ovens? Will Humanity at last twiddle its way into the stars to take its place amongst the Great Intergalactic Thumb Twiddlers--plying Twiddle Space on their way to attend Olypian Thumb Wrestling events. The dream shall be realized!
Or perhaps I shall make myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Oct 4, 2001
*begins working on the worlds first Twiddle Powered Generator*
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The Flyinghogfish Posted Oct 4, 2001
Ah...But it will not be the last, my friend, it will not be the last...
Keep the dream alive...
Twiddle those thumbs for a new tomorrow...
(And remember to donate handsomly to the Twiddle Foundation, care of, uh, me. No personal checks please.)
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Oct 4, 2001
*writes out an extremely large cheque (for an extremely small amount of money), puts it in a packing crate and sends it to The FlyingHogFish*
You'll pay the freight when it gets there, won't you FlyingHogFish?
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The Flyinghogfish Posted Oct 6, 2001
Anything for Twiddle Power.
I envision an entire planet powered by twiddle power. Once all of Humanity is twiddling, we will genetically engineer a wide range of animals with thumbs (not necessarially on their hands/paws/hooves) and they two will help supply the power to propel us into the stars...
Keep twiddling.
[That means you, with the orange shirt. Get back to twiddling!]
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Oct 7, 2001
::: looks at shirt, sees it's grey, breathes sigh of relief :::
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The Flyinghogfish Posted Oct 7, 2001
Not you! That guy over there! Behind you! Make him twiddle! My toaster is losing power!
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Oct 9, 2001
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The Flyinghogfish Posted Oct 10, 2001
Due to the failure of our people to provide enough Twiddle Power (TM) to illuminate my lava lamp, I have empowered the Twiddle Energy Concern to create the Office of Motivation. The OoM will make certain, by various politically incorrect means, that Twiddle Power (TM) is supplied in sufficient quantities at all times, so as not to suffer again the disaster of 2001.10.08 when my alarm clock failed to wake me. Therefore, as of 2001.10.10, the OoM is looking for an Officer in Chief of Motivational Activities (OiCoMA). Please send any resumes to this conversation. Good luck, and never stop twiddling. I mean it. If my computer shuts down, how will I check H2G2?
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The Flyinghogfish Posted Oct 14, 2001
An excellent suggestion.
I hearby appoint Shea the Sarcastic to the Department of Twiddlepathy (DoT) in Office of Twiddle-based Psionics and Other Neat Things (OoTbPONT).
We still seek a officer for the Office of Motivation. Come on and help inspire the galley sla--I mean hard working--though quite relaxed--thumb twiddlers.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Oct 15, 2001
Oh my goodness! I don't know what to say! What an honor! I'll endeavor to do my Twiddliest in this new position!
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Oct 15, 2001
*applauds a much deserved honour*
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Oct 15, 2001
::: bows deeply, twiddles vigorously :::
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- 1: The Flyinghogfish (Sep 19, 2001)
- 2: Earthman (Sep 19, 2001)
- 3: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Sep 21, 2001)
- 4: Earthman (Sep 21, 2001)
- 5: Shea the Sarcastic (Sep 24, 2001)
- 6: The Flyinghogfish (Sep 28, 2001)
- 7: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Oct 4, 2001)
- 8: The Flyinghogfish (Oct 4, 2001)
- 9: Shea the Sarcastic (Oct 4, 2001)
- 10: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Oct 4, 2001)
- 11: The Flyinghogfish (Oct 6, 2001)
- 12: Shea the Sarcastic (Oct 7, 2001)
- 13: The Flyinghogfish (Oct 7, 2001)
- 14: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Oct 9, 2001)
- 15: The Flyinghogfish (Oct 10, 2001)
- 16: Shea the Sarcastic (Oct 12, 2001)
- 17: The Flyinghogfish (Oct 14, 2001)
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- 19: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Oct 15, 2001)
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