A Conversation for How to Deal with Mosquitoes

I have two words for you...

Post 1

FG

bug spray,

or

nuclear warhead.


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Post 2

Researcher 170889

Technically 5 words...


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Post 3

FG

picky, picky!

(Okay, so now seven...)


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Post 4

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

Eleven


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Post 5

FG

Sheesh!

(twelve)

Now thirteen, fifteen, sixteen....aargh!

smiley - bleep


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Post 6

Silly Willy

HEY! What happened to fourteen?


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Post 7

DD and FC

I think she was trying to catch up and failed unfortunately as ever word, she said she added another number to the list.


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Post 8

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

I have a different method: Genetically alter the PH of your blood to 1 (or 0 is you're /really/ sadistic!). When the mosquito bites you, it'll melt its own innards! Don't worry about germs, I doubt they'd survive either, but be sure not to bleed on anything...


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