A Conversation for How to Write Bad Poetry

William 'Topaz' Mcgonagall

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...who I adore
In days of yore
At least a hundred years ago or more
Especially on 26th January at 3.30pm 1897, as I saw
Did his best to bore
Everyone to the floor
With poems only slightly more adept than this one.

A great dinner party game is to sit around with a book of his poetry and have someone read it out while you try to gurss the last word in each line.


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