A Conversation for Great April Fool's Jokes and Tricks

Toilets

Post 1

Is mise Duncan

*This is very cruel, and should only be done on people you know to be very forgiving.*

Simply go into the loo last thing tonight and lift the seat, then stretch a sheet of clingfilm accross it. The first sleepy head in the morning to use the loo will get a heck of a shock smiley - laugh


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Post 2

cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318

That is a classic!smiley - smiley Another cruel one is to remove the showerhead and put a piece of hard candy in it(Jolly Ranchers work well), and replace. The next person to shower will get a sticky sugar coating.


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Post 3

Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese

hee hee smiley - biggrin


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Post 4

Corinth

spend a day eating nothing but canned corn. eat as much as possible. when you feel "the time is right" go to a friend's house and use the toilet. sneak another can of corn with you. after you've done your business in the toilet, don't flush! spread the corn from the can over the seat, around the base, and leave a trail out the bathroom door. then say to your friend, "i think there's something wrong with your toilet."


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Post 5

cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318

Yuck.smiley - tongueout


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Post 6

Corinth

But it's so funny, and will do wonders for your popularity!


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Post 7

cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318

Yeah right. My friends all LOVE it when I s**t all over their houses. smiley - smiley


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Post 8

cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318

Dude, you gotta put something on your page so we can know who you are...


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Post 9

Corinth

You misunderstood. Your feces are supposed to all go in the toilet. The canned corn on the other hand, should be spread all over.

Yeah, I'll get around to it... dude.


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Post 10

BrainSurgerysFun

Instead of putting Jolly Ranchers in the showerhead, why not Kool-Aid or some other colored powered drink mix? The first person to jump in the shower turns pretty colors.


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Post 11

cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318

Yeah, I understood about where th s**t went, but it's still rude. I will admit it's funny, though! smiley - smiley Slight topic drift: Not sure if I posted this earlier or not, but paper hole punch-outs in someones windshield defrost vent, then turn the fan on high. When they turn the key - WHOOSH! Instant snowstorm. VERY funny! smiley - smiley


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Post 12

Wal

A favorite is to apply a layer of black boot polish to toilet seats. It makes them look clean, but leaves a nice black mark on the victim.

This would probably work really well at the loos of a public swimming pool!


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Post 13

ThePeterFilesBlog

To make full use of the cling-wrap, or Saran Wrap trick, be sure to unscrew the light-bulb so that it is difficult to see.

In terms of shower heads I have seen the whole range from powdered washable finger paint to rit clothes dye on a formal dance night which is almost impossible to get off. Deep purple was the color used.

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