A Conversation for Great April Fool's Jokes and Tricks
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Is mise Duncan Started conversation Mar 30, 2001
*This is very cruel, and should only be done on people you know to be very forgiving.*
Simply go into the loo last thing tonight and lift the seat, then stretch a sheet of clingfilm accross it. The first sleepy head in the morning to use the loo will get a heck of a shock 
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cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted Apr 22, 2001
That is a classic!
Another cruel one is to remove the showerhead and put a piece of hard candy in it(Jolly Ranchers work well), and replace. The next person to shower will get a sticky sugar coating.
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Corinth Posted May 22, 2001
spend a day eating nothing but canned corn. eat as much as possible. when you feel "the time is right" go to a friend's house and use the toilet. sneak another can of corn with you. after you've done your business in the toilet, don't flush! spread the corn from the can over the seat, around the base, and leave a trail out the bathroom door. then say to your friend, "i think there's something wrong with your toilet."
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cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted Jun 23, 2001
Yeah right. My friends all LOVE it when I s**t all over their houses.
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cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted Jun 23, 2001
Dude, you gotta put something on your page so we can know who you are...
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Corinth Posted Jun 29, 2001
You misunderstood. Your feces are supposed to all go in the toilet. The canned corn on the other hand, should be spread all over.
Yeah, I'll get around to it... dude.
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BrainSurgerysFun Posted Sep 14, 2001
Instead of putting Jolly Ranchers in the showerhead, why not Kool-Aid or some other colored powered drink mix? The first person to jump in the shower turns pretty colors.
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cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted Sep 22, 2001
Yeah, I understood about where th s**t went, but it's still rude. I will admit it's funny, though! Slight topic drift: Not sure if I posted this earlier or not, but paper hole punch-outs in someones windshield defrost vent, then turn the fan on high. When they turn the key - WHOOSH! Instant snowstorm. VERY funny!
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Wal Posted Feb 8, 2002
A favorite is to apply a layer of black boot polish to toilet seats. It makes them look clean, but leaves a nice black mark on the victim.
This would probably work really well at the loos of a public swimming pool!
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ThePeterFilesBlog Posted Mar 31, 2006
To make full use of the cling-wrap, or Saran Wrap trick, be sure to unscrew the light-bulb so that it is difficult to see.
In terms of shower heads I have seen the whole range from powdered washable finger paint to rit clothes dye on a formal dance night which is almost impossible to get off. Deep purple was the color used.
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- 1: Is mise Duncan (Mar 30, 2001)
- 2: cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 (Apr 22, 2001)
- 3: Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese (Apr 22, 2001)
- 4: Corinth (May 22, 2001)
- 5: cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 (May 23, 2001)
- 6: Corinth (Jun 23, 2001)
- 7: cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 (Jun 23, 2001)
- 8: cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 (Jun 23, 2001)
- 9: Corinth (Jun 29, 2001)
- 10: BrainSurgerysFun (Sep 14, 2001)
- 11: cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 (Sep 22, 2001)
- 12: Wal (Feb 8, 2002)
- 13: ThePeterFilesBlog (Mar 31, 2006)
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