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H2G2 anouncments we'll never see
Zathras (Unofficial Custodian of H2G2 Room 101. ACE and holder of the BBC Pens) Started conversation Mar 30, 2001
How about some H2G2 announcements/headlines in keeping with the April Fool's Day spirit.
I'll start with
'"Not enough moderation" say Zaphodistas.'
Z
H2G2 anouncments we'll never see
Bagpuss Posted Mar 30, 2001
"BBC announces new plan for all posts to be examined by moderators before appearing. Possible delays forecast."
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Martin Harper Posted Apr 29, 2001
"h2g2 is pleased to release the and smileys, for those who want a safer alternative to virtual alcohol abuse"
H2G2 anouncments we'll never see
shagbark Posted Apr 2, 2002
"the h2g2 post has been cancelled indefinately for lack of interest." 
H2G2 anouncments we'll never see
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 14, 2006
"Hamsters being replaced with guinea pigs to increase server efficiency"
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shagbark Posted Apr 1, 2011
The BBC announce today that it was disposing of the H2G2 potion of its service.
OOPs that is not a joke- IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED 
H2G2 anouncments we'll never see
shagbark Posted Apr 2, 2011
An announcement we will never see.
The BBC today decided to give up on Barlesque and return to the 2001 model of hootoo.
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