A Conversation for Being Pretentious
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fordisprefect Started conversation Jul 20, 2001
DARLING! *air kiss* *air kiss* I JUST finished reading your guide to being pretentious and I must say it was absolutely GORGEOUS. Love your work darling, love your work. Reminiscent of Umberto himself. A post-pseudo-modernist literary rebellion of epic proportions which climaxed with its shattering dénouement. <---(Have you noticed that's 'word of the month' in pretentious film reviews?) You forgot to mention sushi bars...or maybe YOU don't know how to use chop sticks! Now if you'll excuse moi, I MUST take Peregrine Xavier Umberto Echo the Third JUNIOR to his gifted childrens seminar before picking up Cameron from her advanced ballet class in my inappropriate four wheel drive. Aurevoir!
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