h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There are two pictures of me at yahoo. One in my profile and a better one in the files section of h2g2chat.

Now, about this foot rubbing...

Hmmm?

We should talk about it another thread.

Hmmmm?! *with a raised eyebrow*

Yeah, this is your Long Island forum, if we start talking about feet here, it could confuse the readership.
And it keeps the thread active. You want it to get posted on the front page as 'overlooked' again don't you ... any publicity being good publicity!
Where does one go to have a private conversation...?
We could start a new yahoo group for foot fetishes ..oh wait there probably are several already.

I suppose I could write a new entry on the underground foot fetish community that is thriving on Long Island, with mention of the cultural exchange program that is being started in the summer with the Canadians, and how the entire affair is being compromised by the threat of foot and mouth disease, of the embarrassment of gagging over a foot that reeks of disinfectant after being forced into a vat while crossing the border, and the way said gagging can ostracize one from their preferred foot fetish group.

I suppose I could also learn to place the occasional period in my sentences ... umm ... what were we talking about again?

I think we were talking about being 13 feet above sea level.

That's 4 metres, for all the Researchers who live in countries who have enough sense to use the metric system.

Gee whiz. 13 feet. Is that two feet from six people and one foot from a seventh? Or are we using quadrupeds? Or perhaps iambic pentameter, in which case it's 2.6 lines?

-- Charlie the Zebra

You were exactly right, Charlie! That was two feet from six people and one foot from a seventh! Well done!