h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OOPS! Another Freudian typo.....
that should have read :
Lucky you!

{hehehehe}

I like kissing after oral sex. I must admit, I don't kiss a bloke after I give it to him (not full on tongues) in case he doesn't like it. But I love kissing after receiving it.

Blub !

Far from having any tips to overcome the problem all I can do is urge you strongly to refrain from kissing until they are removed. A friend of mine who shall remain nameless and his girlfriend both wore braces. The resulting interlock on a school trip caused great hilarity. My experience shows it would take about three minutes to disengage yourself and 3-4 lifetimes before your friends stop laughing at you for it.

*ouch*
Painful - and embarrasing.

Sorry, just experimenting, heh heh ^_^;

I had forgotten all about this thread!

Quite right too, forget about it. Its unhygieinic, leads to all sorts of misunderstandings and can sometimes be a prelude to all sorts of misbehaviour. Put a stop to it altogether.

Mwah, mwah - air-kisses both cheeks thus avoiding mucus interchange.

Avoid mucus interchange???

I love swapping spit. lol

"unhygienic, leads to all sorts of misunderstandings and can sometimes be a prelude to all sorts of misbehaviour"

~sigh~

Yuk

I can only assume that you must be one of these "young people". I am told they still do some of this exchange of body fluid nonsense. Dreadful! Appalling!

*staggers back to filthy armchair and lights pipe*

if you have the braces, then you'll get used to them. If your partner has braces, just try to be gentler.

Your're so right about the braces thing and I do have a suggestion - concentrate on the lips. I was a bit confused that nobody had talked about lips yet anyway. Lips are great - much sexier than tongues.

You're so right about the braces thing and I do have a suggestion - concentrate on the lips. I was a bit confused that nobody had talked about lips yet anyway. Lips are great - much sexier than tongues.

Interesting. I thought we had established that the inclusion of surgical steel into the whole toungue/kissing equation saw a definate increase in the pleasure gained. However you are the second person to report rather dubious results from the surgical steel aspect -- Your braces are surgical steel?

Perhaps we should investigate the steel element of kissing further. (That is the 'royal' we rather than you and I - consult Bagsy and his entries on Writing British English for a definition of the 'royal' we.) If we can demonstrate that piercings in the oral canal do increase pleasure in mouth-tongue kissing I suspect we may be able to find some similar relationship between mouth-ear kissing, as discussed earlier, and piercings of the aural canal and its associated lobes, non?

Interesting. I thought we had established that the inclusion of surgical steel into the whole toungue/kissing equation saw a definate increase in the pleasure gained. However you are the second person to report rather dubious results from the surgical steel aspect -- Your braces are surgical steel?

Perhaps we should investigate the steel element of kissing further. (That is the 'royal' we rather than you and I - consult Bagsy and his entries on Writing British English for a definition of the 'royal' we.) If we can demonstrate that piercings in the oral canal do increase pleasure in mouth-tongue kissing I suspect we may be able to find some similar relationship between mouth-ear kissing, as discussed earlier, and piercings of the aural canal and its associated lobes, non?

fi you think about it, post-oral-sex kissing is really gross. (at least girl to guy) the thought if having my own sperm in my mouth doesn't appeal to me. although my g/f has no problem w/ it.

in regards to the braces:
however disgusting this may sound... try coating them with a thick layer of bubblegum.

Which will do what exactly?

I have never kissed anyone with braces or had braces myself.

As for kissing after oral sex I wouldn't kiss a guy after I gave it to him but after I got it I don't really mind. It may seem gross but think about where you/thier mouth was already.