h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"A surreal Tangent." That sounds like a 1960's pop group.
Perhaps that's what we should do...
"Venetian Ear Canal" a four piece combo?

A four peice quintet would be more appropriate, wouldn't you think?

No. But I'll go along with it for the peace and harmony of the forum.

Hm, I'd like to make this point clearer : in french, the word for "a kiss" is "un baiser", and the verb "baiser" indeed means "to have sex"; but it's quite vulgar. I read in this dictionnary that the english translation is more something like "to screw"

The verb "baiser" also means "to kiss", but it's a somewhat old meaning.

So there shouldn't be any confusion between the two meanings, really

Yes... and would we please return to the original topic (whatever it was)?

Anybody got some other ideas on oral tests interesting enough to be conducted upon my personal test subject?

I had braces untill 3 years ago, and it never stopped me.I might suggest you are perhaps using your togngue a bit excessively, many people seem to have forgotten that the lips are far mere sensitive (and erogenous)than the tongue.

Sorry 'bout that last message, bit of a miss-reply.
Try paying special attention to your parteners neck-ecpecially the bit below the ears, and even the ear lobes can be exciting when carefully traced with the tongue.

To get back to the braces topic...which is a problem I will not be facing three months from now(yay) but currently am, YOu just have to get used to it. Be careful, take it slow, don't overdo it with the tongue. Friction is not good here. To tie into the topic I should be replying to, it's also good to try nibbling ears etc., or kiss the corners of the mouth.

Have all of your teeth out.
The suction possible with a set of unfettered gums and lips can leave hickeys the size of a small planet all over the neck of an unsuspecting partner.

Yes.and now for something completely different.Here's a good opinion
divider:cunninglus better than sex, or phisically repulsive?

Do I really want to be the first one to answer that?
No, I'll be a wimp and let someone else.

Go on, don't be a wuss.
You seem to be everywhere at the moment...........polo mint fairy...

Finger-sucking
Ear-licking
Tongue-massage
Tasty stuff that comes with a paint-brush to coat your partner's erogenous zones...{chocolate sauce works for me}
I am busy thinking up more for you

be wary of the ones u have to microwave of put in boiling water b4 use, they taste RANK!

the one rule is that there are no rules.

have you ever kissed two people in the same way???

there is an unspoken comprimise that belongs to you both and that is the beauty of kissing.

Yes. In that way it's almost more personal than anything else.

Actually... there are some minor rules, but they vary between the ones you kiss, and they are basically things to do with etiquette. I mean... My girlfriend would protest a bit if I gave her a hickey while in bed, but the amount of protesting would increase exponentially if I gave her one while.. let's say... waiting in a queue in an amusement park. Goes without saying really.

Yes, kissing seems to be a compromise of sorts. Your partner may not like everything you try, and you may not be too keen about all of her (or his) ideas for a good kiss, but eventually a style is found that pleases both parties.

My research reveals so far, that about 90 degrees angle works best, and teeth-to-teeth collision tends to be a temporary anticlimax of sorts. And interesting sensation is also having a tongue in the space between your lip and teeth.

As an amateur in these matters I still haven't received enough experience to draw professional conclusions, but I'm a keen researcher, and my test subject seems willing enough for further experimentations.

Most rules about kissing tend to involve a) politeness(aka not french kissing in the middle of an amusement park) or b) comfort on both sides. Nothing that offends, nothing that hurts. However, beyond that, it's open, a discovery. SOmething I miss, the way my current relationship has gotten.

ahhhhh yes

but do you not rate that a slight and gentle collison of noses can be sweet???

u R AQLL INSANE.RELATIONSHIPS ARE THE CREATION OF SATANS FLATULANCE.
KISSING SHOULD BE PASSIONATE, SPONTANIOUS AND ALMOST INDIFFERENT TO TIME & PLACE.