Controlled insanity
Initial studies reveal the subject to be a 19 year old caucasian male.
Research into the subject's wallet determines subject's nationality
to be Finnish (according to driver's license and ID card, further
studies must be taken to check for fakes). Wallet also contains about
40 FIM and a pile of misc. receipts that show slight signs of minor
sentience.
Note: researcher was nearly injured by a side kick of the enraged
ubject. Two conclusions can be drawn; the subject practises some type
Of a martial art, and doesn't like people meddling with his wallet.
After the attack the subject was tied to the chair to calm him down.
Interviewing the subject (a heavy blunt object had to be used to
ensure the stream of answers) reveals that the subject indeed does
study taekwondo, a Korean martial art. The subject apologises for his
aggressive behavior during the research on the subject's wallet and
asks for his release.
After an hour of boring Monty Python quotes that the subject knows by
heart, the fact that the subject has no life at all becomes all too
clear. It seems that he has been a nerd most of his life and is even
proud of it. One can only wonder how the subject has survived life
physically intact.
Note: Interview calls to a sudden halt when interviewer suffers an
acute brain implosion when subjects starts raving on subjects such as
Pratchett, Adams, RPGs, and a curious company called Games Workshop.
Further results will be added when a new voluntary interviewer is found.
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