h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I hear that in the DPRK (North Korea), that the common folk get kimchee once a year. They make it from the glorious peoples' cabbage ration they receive anually as a gift from the Dear Leader, Son of the Eternal President and Great Leader, and Great General Kim Jong Il. For the rest of the year, the happy workers of the glorious People's Democratic Republic of Korea are privledged to engage in the collectivist people's endeavor of foraging in the woods for glorious semi-edible herbs for the motherland, which, of course would not exist but for the eternal great leader, founder of the Juche Idea, Kim Il Sung.

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