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I know this makes me sound like a nutter who can't type very well but still, I actually know one of the people who stole the stone, I used to do gardening for him, anyway, He assures me that teh stone in Edinburgh is not the real one. He won't say where the real one is but I think it's in his patio for safe keeping.

Ah, but did he steal the RIGHT stone. Some theories reckon it never wnet south in the first place.

Its kinda like teh holy grail really. Loads of em are kicking about, no one really knows which one is real. Hey, that could be the next indianna jones film. I can see it now, Indianna Jones and teh stone of destiny. For some reson, obvioulsy there will be nazis in scotland, loads of stereotypical scots in ginger wigs and comic kilts with silly accents and much action.

Now that I would watch. I quite like the theory that they replaced it with the well lid, of course meaning that the coronation stone of Scotland has been used as lid for the last seven hundred years. Would explain alot I think

Wow, that woudl explain teh big metal rings you see on it. I always wondered what tehy were for (Kings to hold on to maybey)

maybe they can have the nazis in ginger wigs and comic kilts

That woudl be cool, and tehy could talk like "Nein, Ve are Scottish Jimmy ya"

Indianna jones coudl face hsi greatest challange ever, Neds.

He would be seen pelting down a Lanarkshire street, a rain of Bucky bottles falling around his ears.

The one challange he may not walk away from. He's faced nazis, thugees, mystical powers. But now his match, neds

indiana jones & the shell suited swordsman

Or Indianna Jones and the Incomprehendable Idiots

No, taht sounds liek a poor comedy act

anyway what were we talking about.

What happened to an old well cover or some such thing.

is that a cover for an old well or a well cover that is old

Umm, I don't know. Poaasbly a well old cover? or a well old well cover for well old king wells?

I'm confused

You're not the only one
by the way is there such a thing as a king well or did you just make it up

I think it was aprt of a confused ramble. Which is a shame because it sounds authentic.

there's nothing wrong with having a confused ramble every now and then

I seem to do it rather often. i get distracted and confused and misdirected easilly. i have a badge which labels me as the only person to fall for the "Look, a decoy" distraction.

so going back to the original subject
there's a big stone in edinburgh, which may or may not be the one stolen by the english, which may or may not be the original stone, which may have come from somewhere else in the first place.