h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

would you be arrested or at least put on a register for wearing one?

Try it out and report back to us!

I live in a very isolated area - ok ive kindof trained my neighbours to accept my eccentricity so they probably wouldnt say notice - a visit to the nearest town would probably go down ok, but i feel that to give it a really honest trial somewhere far more populus would be fair.

Being a woman, I'm not sure I'm the right person for the job.

Anyway, though I have been known to dress in historical drag at weekends to go bash people with swords, I reenact an era before codpieces were in vogue

Ahh, one of those, brilliant.
There are one or two interesting viking ships around here.
Which societys are you a member of?

I was a member of these guys until they disbanded.

http://www.bergische-recken.de/HTML/News.html

Currently looking for a new org.

what about the roundhead and caviler lot - i think southampton way mostly?
The viking lot - not the viking film and reenactment society?
B

I'm in Germany - bit of a long way to travel to meetings

Germany - well i never.
Just been out fishing - 2 halibut and 6 cod.
Just what i needed to complete the weekend.

Cod for the codpiece?

ahh, no halibut for the ---

Hal! I'd jettison that computer if I were you, Dave

Thinking about it - had another Halibut today, but the boat started breaking up - dosent seem to like off roading. Also had fishing line wrapped round the propellor -
Its Bertie by the way - would you like to see some of my work?

What? Now you've really confused me

(I guess Space Odyssey references aren't really much to do with codpieces...)

mm, youre pretty much on the ball.
How did you manage to guess about the space oddesy?

Guess what about it?

its just im impressed

I see.

im so pleased, ive just managed to log into my net bank for the first time.
It only took 5 phone calls and 2 hours.
I wonder why the internet relies so heavily on mind reading and esp.
Most people are not possessed by this kind of phenomena.
Ill bet you use the netbank just like that?

No, I've no need for it