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Business Letter (Smells Fishy)
Pinniped Started conversation Sep 22, 2001
Dear Sir
I am a tycoon-type-mega-magnate dealing in fish-futures and I need an insurance policy for my Pier. I hope you don't mind my writing, but you seemed just the kind of chap to give me advice.
I need a policy that will cover accidental spillages of combustible liquids and multiple points of ignition. My friends the penguins advised me to ask for this explicitly, since otherwise I might have difficulty obtaining a satisfactory settlement. Unfortunately, no-one has so far been prepared to quote me on this basis. Why not drop me a line and a quote your good self?
Hoping to do business with you soon, stout yeoman!
Yours
Pinniped
(PS : Another idea. Can you insure against fires retrospectively? That might be useful)
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