h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[The twins dematerialize to avoid all of the attacks. Including, incidentally, Yar swinging his lightsaber at them.]

::: INCOMING IRONY ALERT :::

Oh Goody ..... that way there's nothing at all to stop us from getting in the STUMPED Van again !

[NYC] Except your own sense of self preservation.

*wrrVROOM, screech!*

*NYC attempts to ram the twins, then comes to a halt in front of Red. Two henchmen that were waiting in the bar upstairs until now take the frozen Justin and throw him in the back*

[NYC] C'mon!

*jumps in the van and as it starts to move off, realises that DD isn't aboard and holds his hand out the back a bit like the last scene from Von Ryans Rxpress*

C'mon DD !

[Yar also joins them in the back.]

~louder~

C'mon DD !!

*starts running towards the van, cardigan streaming behind him heroically*



*throws the date stamp into the van, and leaps towards Red Dog's outstretched hand*

*ducks the date stamp as it whistles over his head and manages to grab DD's outstretched hand hauling his somewhat inelegantly into the STUMPED van*

OK NYC - time to hit the go-go juice !

*The van peels out of the parking garage with much bravado*

[NYC] So, keymaker, where're we headed?

[Keymaker] Someplace with the right kind of door.

[Yar] I think I ought to say -- GAH! Look out!

[The Twins ram into the STUMPED van from behind, riding their own van. One of them leans out with his machinegun and starts shooting.]

[Dewey Demon] Oh, pants...

At last

*cocks an Uzi, a Heckler and Koch, arms a LAW or two, readies his trusty Webley with anti-virus software rounds and loosens Doomgiver in it's sheath on his back for good measure*

Choices, Choices Choices


*goes for the LAW on the biggest bang basis*


Greetings and salutations Boys from your local friendly Superheroes, heh heh heh


WHOOOOOSSHHH KAAAABBOOOMMMM !!!!!!!


*the LAW projectile hits the following Van square in the radiator*

Smokin'

*NYC's right rear view mirror cracks from the peppering that side of the van is getting from return fire. The side panel on that side of the van then gives weigh to sport a Mayhem Inc. henchman on a mounted M60*

[Villiers] Eat THIS, vile vacuous vampires!

*The Pig goes into full effect, spraying everyone in the back of the van with shell casings*

[The ghosts dematerialize to avoid the shots, and start firing at this new threat]

[Twin 1] We're ghosts, not vampires!

[Keymaker] [seeing where they're going] Oh boy ... we're in trouble now!

[The music takes on a tense note ... F13649?thread=378362]