A Conversation for Altoids

Alternative uses!

Post 1

mozandmarr

They have an incredible effect in erm....intimate situations! smiley - winkeye


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Post 2

Uncle Ghengis

Can you, um...
elaborate ???


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Post 3

SacrificialLamb

The best alternative use of Altoids is to carve symbols on them and sell them as ecstacy to really dumb people. When utilized correctly, u can turn your average altoid into $15 in your pocket.


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Post 4

Spike Anderson is sorry he can't catch up on a whole month's backlog

Ah, you seem to have found it already. Never mind, then. smiley - smiley

-Spike A.


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Post 5

Frankie Roberto

I know a friend who did a similar thing, passing off crushed chalk as cocaine. Lucky he was due to fly out of the country soon after...


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Post 6

halfaringcircus aka jennymonroe

I've been known to use them to calm a flip-floppy tummy.


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