h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Er, why?

Why does he have a zip in the top of his head?
I have no idea....

Are you engaged in a serious relationship at the moment?

Ummm... Sorry, getting vertigo from jumping from topic to topic here

smiley can be very dangerous, you have to be careful with that one. Sorry, I haven't stuck to one topic. Are we supposed to be talking about watermelons here?

Are we? I dunno. It was just a friendly comment on my entry to begin with, I dunno how the tarot got involved

It is related to the watermelon tourmaline this month.

Which card is related to the watermelon tourmaline?

I'd bet on The Moon.

The guy with the zip on his forehead is a picture for my entry on the Slitheen, a Doctor Who monster that disguises itself by hiding in skinsuits of fat people. An entry no-one seems to have read despite the fact it's right at the top of the page!

That's because I've never seen Dr Who

Well actually, Zeg, I read it. Quite informative, particularly the backstory. I wasn't aware that there might be such a thing as a 'better' Raxacoricofallapatorian (or whatever the name of the place was).

Amazingly, you got the name exactly right!

Vampires are covered by Terry Pratchett... his Discworld has vampires based on the bewildering variety to be found in her own world, including, apparently, one that may be slain with lemons and lemon juice. Pratchett develops this to incorporate a dyslexic vampire hunter who believes the vampire can be slain by pushing a melon into its mouth - and kills his vamp by accident... well, try getting a watermelon out of backward-pointing fangs.