h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Vampire Trowels! Vampire Pumpkins! Vampire spades!
Why has no-one written about this before?

Because then I couldn't have

Quite apart from the anecdotal evidence any handyman can offer, there's evidence of this kind of thing in Robert Frost's "Out, Out".

I shall certainly be approaching the vegetable patch much more cautiously in future, armed with a vial of Holy water and a fork with silver tines.

Oh yeah, that creepy buzz saw! I did a text transformation of that in one of my English lessons - poem into one of those weepy "Real People" magazine articles, buzz saw into hedge trimmers. Apparently the result was so graphic my English teacher had to stop reading and breathe deeply for five minutes!

A triumph of the writers art, I feel.

I was always wary of the veggie patch at night, but that was due to the cabbages

does the have anything to do with my Watermelon Tourmaline...?

Dunno. Does it?

What is a Watermelon Tourmaline?

Water Tourmaline is a green and pink mineral that helps to make people feel better.

This is my entry that is not for review yet, but you may look at it if you like, young Tom.

Hmmm? I thought this was my entry

I am talking about this one:

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I see I've landed in your posting, Mala...
for the intrusion.

No problem. I just thought you had the wrong thread

Seeing as I am writing about watermelons as well as you it can't be the wrong thread. What is a watermelon?

Well, I do explain that in the actual entry

Where is it? searches for Mala's entry

NaH! can't see it anywhere.

there it is on the Front Page!

Congratulations!

try the top of this page

You're right but the person with the zip in the top of his head on the front page looks like one of my friends from Devon

You'd better have a look at this:

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