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unfortunate nicknames

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last man straddling

Here are a few unfortunate nicknames of people I've met over the years:

My mate once, whilst heavily intoxicated, left a trail of faeces from his bed to the toilet and has been known as “The Bomber” ever since.
“The Gecko” because of his independently swivelling eyes.
“Two Chairs” has a rather large posterior that allegedly requires the use of two chairs when sitting. Sometimes referred to as “The A-Team Van”.
Poor Mr. Banks who was openly referred to as either “Spermy” or simply “Sperm”.


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