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Pin and the Gang

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• I think that the Daily Mail is an informative journal.
• I think that a little bit of Princess Diana is still with us.
• I think that we should pay nurses more because they deserve it.
• I think that teachers have got it easy, working 9 'til 4 with all those long holidays.
• I think that today's degree is no better than a school leaving certificate.
• I think that having a legal minimum wage is bound to cause more unemployment.
• I think that, to control the ever-expanding North-South Divide, the London living allowance should be provided as a means-tested benefit rather than as an increase in wages.
• I think that the Queen does a good job.
• I think that the Queen does a job.
• I think it's a disgrace that we import so much stuff from overseas, just because it's cheaper to produce over there.
• I think we should leave Europe altogether - all those Brussels Eurocrats do is make rules on our affairs, like how straight our bananas should be.
• I think people on the continent don't wash as often as we do. They just put on more deodorant.
• I think there's no proper beer on the continent.
• I think it's disgraceful, all this fuss about French food. The English care about food at least as much as the French. I like a good Indian myself.
• I think that young people today have no respect.
• I think that David deserved to win Fame Academy, because he sings nice songs and will grow up into a respectful young man.
• I think that modern art is a load of rubbish. They're just always trying to be different.
• I think that if God had wanted mankind to fly he would have given us wings.
• I think that Pet Passports are a good idea.
• I think that the coalminers and shipbuilders did themselves out of their jobs by demanding such high wages.
• I think that we should build power stations and that sort of thing somewhere else where there's already lots of industry. We need them, I know, but we mustn't spoil it round here.
• I think that we should build the prisons up there too.
• I think that what they're doing to the countryside is a shame. Those poor farmers.
• I think that the asylum-seekers and other immigrants should all be sent back to where they came from, because they're ruining the economy.
• I think that there are too many darkies on television these days. Have you noticed how there are far fewer on the radio?
• I think that Africa's only a mess because we're not in charge anymore. I bet if you asked one of them, they'd say things were better when the white men were in charge.
• I think those black football players are very tricky, but they can't play when it's cold and the pitch is muddy.
• I think that if they're coming to live in our country they should live by our traditions.
• I think that men should do the driving. Women don't have the same natural ability with technical things.
• I think that women should stay at home and look after the kids.
• I think that men use their vote more intelligently than women. Women only go and choose the candidate who dresses best. They don't really have a clue about politics.
• I think that Mr Punch has got it about right. A great British tradition, of course. There's nothing wrong with putting Judy firmly in her place when she asks for it.
• I think that the rise in abortions is due to contraceptives having been made so easily accessible for teenagers.
• I think that we should reintroduce a few other Victorian traditions while we're at it. The workhouse would be a good start.
• I think that there are too many cars on the road. I can never find a space to park my Range Rover.
• I think homosexuals shouldn't be allowed to call themselves gay. It used to mean happy and they're not happy, you know.
• I think that homosexuals and other child molesters should be banned from working with children.
• I think that a little slap now and again teaches a child an important lesson.
• I think that my vote is a good as yours.
• I don't think...

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