A Conversation for The Roswell Incident
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Markpl31 Started conversation Apr 22, 2001
Has it ever occured to anyone that Kentucty Fried Chicken appeared not too long after the alleged weather balloon crashed?
Weather balloon my foot.
It was an alien spacecraft and the skin of the craft was coated with an amazingly advanced material that reduces quantum drag and allows FTL travel. A young USAF Colonel (Sanders was his name) analysed the material and realised that by grinding it up it tasted good and could absorb five times its weight in oil.
Shortly after this he retired from the service and a couple of years after that a fast food empire was born.
Thats right people. Why do you think the secret herbs and spices are so secret?
Draw your own conclusions. I did.
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Future World Dictator (13) Posted Apr 23, 2001
So where did he get it all from? It doesn't (probably) grow on trees, you know.
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zaphodette Posted May 28, 2001
clearly he has been synthesising it in secret government laboratories. Probably somewhere in the Nevada desert.
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Researcher truxill Posted Jul 10, 2001
what about the secret herbs???? surely a rival goverment would have analized the secret coating and developed there own .or is that what MACDONALDS did.wohhhhhoooo wild thinking.......
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Dutch_Cap Posted Oct 10, 2001
They must have been shooting down UFO's to get more of those 'herbs'. Have you ever seen that footage taken from the shuttle where you see a UFO flying away from some sort of missile coming it's way (of course NASA claims it's dust particles, *yeah right*). Must have been KFC in action.
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Researcher yboy Posted Jun 17, 2002
does anyone know where I can find some of those peppery UFOs?
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Lapskaus Posted Sep 17, 2003
I think we should thank the aliens.
What would food be without spice?!?
It would taste like sh.....
Price UFO's!!!!!!
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Lapskaus Posted Sep 17, 2003
Food without spice is like
icecream without caramel sause.
HAH 
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Laban9 Posted Sep 18, 2003
And me without clothes!
to all you UFO-maniacs. Don´t go and get yourselves sucked into spaceships!
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Lapskaus Posted Nov 13, 2003
no, it was this goddamn computer who don't know what it really does.
I wonder how it is to be sucked up in a UFO?
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Nobody42 Posted Nov 13, 2003
Its like this.
-What the hell my car just stopped?
-Whats that light?
-Oh my god whats happening?
-Im flying?
-And im not high!
-Aaarrgg whats that?
-What the hell is happening
-(screams out loud)
-What are you guys?
-What were are you going to put that?
-No no not there
-AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG
-Subject #.1.3.6.3 -Homo Sapiens -KIA?
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Lapskaus Posted Nov 13, 2003
If it was a whale itwould be like this:
-Hmm, i'm lying here on the ground and can't to nothing.
-Hey, something's happening!
-At last!
-Hey look , i'm flying!
-Huh? what's that big thing hanging over me?
-I wonder if it would like to be friends with me?
...SPLAT
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Laban9 Posted Nov 13, 2003
It would have been nice to abducted by hot alien chicks with really big hooters, and maybe they would do strange sexual-experiments!
You would go:
- Hey, ehh.. what´s that?
- You're not going to.... oh no!!!
- What are you doing with my arm?!!!!
- Ahhhh!!!!!!
- That actually felt good!
- Oh no! Don't remove my head! Please?!
- Well, apparently you did it anyway!
ect.
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- 1: Markpl31 (Apr 22, 2001)
- 2: Future World Dictator (13) (Apr 23, 2001)
- 3: zaphodette (May 28, 2001)
- 4: Researcher truxill (Jul 10, 2001)
- 5: Dutch_Cap (Oct 10, 2001)
- 6: Researcher yboy (Jun 17, 2002)
- 7: Lapskaus (Sep 17, 2003)
- 8: Laban9 (Sep 17, 2003)
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- 10: Laban9 (Sep 18, 2003)
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- 13: Lapskaus (Sep 30, 2003)
- 14: Laban9 (Oct 2, 2003)
- 15: Lapskaus (Nov 13, 2003)
- 16: Nobody42 (Nov 13, 2003)
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- 18: Laban9 (Nov 13, 2003)
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- 20: Laban9 (Nov 14, 2003)
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