h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thank you very much for explaining teenage stereotypes to me. I would like to inform the masses that, for one reason or another, I partially fit all of these stereotypes and completely fit none...

Stereotypes like the ones you've presented vary from city to city. There are also two stereotypes you left out.

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CLOTHING
(*) Usually wear humongous pants, and tend to wear weapons (Knives, cheap-chromed out guns, chains, etc.) like clothing. Girls tend to wear little or nothing, but usually wear cheap, blue, nylon jackets in school so that they do not violate the dress code.

MUSIC TASTES
(*) All things Rap and Hip-Hop.

INTELLIGENCE LEVEL
(*) Varies, about 20% are suprisingly intelligent, the rest have intellects rivaled only by garden tools. (And I apologize to any garden tools that may be reading this, because i do understand that such a declaration is a gross overstatement.



Twains
This is my group. We're called twains because of our basic view of the human race. That is, we agree with Samuel Clemens on just about everything. This group is one of the least accepting, and listen only to political or satirical music. . . (This includes: Nirvana, Phil Oaks, RATM Etc.) We claim that we are open minded, and that we always make the attempt to see things from everyone elses point of view. The truth is that we actually only do a 'half-assed' job of seeing things from someone elses point of view because we cant stick our heads that far up our asses.

Many are atheists, but some of us (Including the author) are religious, and very much so. Despite our religion, we are extremely liberal as far as internal policy is concerned. But as far as external policy. . . we usually stray away from clemen's teachings here. Most of us are so fed up with the rest of the human race that we are extreme imperialists. And according to our point of view its better to controll the whole mess than nuke it, which happens to be our plan 'b'.

Most of us are extremely dissapointed that Noah and co. didn't miss the boat, and those of us who do have a bishops chance in hell of going someplace else "will use what little influence we have to get the human race drowned, and drowned good. NO OMMISIONS! NO ARK!"(Samuel Clemens) We are loyal friends but fanatical enemies. We're the kind of people who are generally beleived to be lunatics. And really, were quite normal, everyone else is frighteningly strange. . .

Clothing- Varies
Intelligence- Always High
Self esteem- always high
Default facial expression- contemptious smirk