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Thoughts on the frailty of life, before and after you learn to change a lightbulb without making jokes about it.

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That's what you think. How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

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More reasons to be startled when you hear James Earl Jones's voice coming out of your toaster:

1. 8:57 AM
Boiled Flea Tea

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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

2. 9:57 AM
The Twin Dachshunds of Death

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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

3. 10:57 AM
An odd moment with the micowave oven.
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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

4. 11:57 AM
Chrome-plated radio knobs

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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

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