Escape Pod Dreams
Created | Updated May 3, 2007
The 'Nudity in the Classroom' Issue
You never hear of spree shootings at FKK centers.
If you hear a rumour that someone is in the building with a firearm or other device, such as a pointed stick, do not panic. Remove your clothing and encourage others to do the same. Think about it. Most dead people are clothed. Naked people rarely die.
More reasons why underwear is threatening to the curious behind:
1. 8:57 AM
Dear Sir, the fact that you are brain-dead has recently come to our attention...
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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)
2. 9:57 AM
Life is full of little surprises. Rejecting a life insurance offer
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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)
3. 10:57 AM
To the moron who ran over my cat...
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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)
4. 11:57 AM
I wonder why all the focus is on Scarlett Johanssen's
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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)
