h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Grins*

Thanks, Gray Man.

*He jumps through the portal, landing in the mud. As does Buccaneer, thanks to the miracle of PAG*

"GERRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAANIUM!!!!"

* Peet follows. *

So that's it then?

*takes satchel to edge of portal*

*wraps hands up to the what would be mid-forearm on someone with a skeleton, and feet up to mid-calf around satchel strap*

Well, here goes...

*scootches along, Harpo Marx-style, until satchel passes through portal*

*steers self to land satchel next to Affy*

*is less successful in the attempt not to land self in the mud*

[The Grey Man] Cheerio! Don't be strangers! And I say that simply for the purposes of politeness, I'm not actually encouraging your return!

*Laughs jovially and waves back to the Grey Man*

See ya at Christmas!

*He pushes a few buttons on his wristwatch, and sees a fireplace-sized portal appear leading towards F32669?thread=3240865&skip=40&show=20#p38663640 where the Trophy Room awaits. He takes another look at the Inn, and heads through the portal*

You know, it occurs to me that very little of this thread actually took place at or near the Base of Cairn Gorm...

*unwinds self from satchel*

*stretches*

I wonder if my pony ate the rest of the mufflewhumps?

*sees portal, steps forward...*