A Conversation for Vivian Stanshall - Entertainer

She's a kind woman - she always uses lukewarm water to drown her kittens

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Abu Scruffy


Vivian Stanshall - A great whelk, indeed. Other favourite quotes include:

"I feel as daft as a mahogany frying pan"

"Terry keeps his clips on - to stop those wasps and creepy-crafties crawling up his trousers."

"...the hounds are fagged out from yesterday's Jehovah's Witnesses."

"I don't want to talk gibberish, but I spent some time in the land of the Gibber, and let me tell you, those Gibwos could teach a budgerigar to phone Harrods."

"How nice to be in England. Now that England's here. I stand upright in my wheelbarrow and pretend I'm Boadecia."

"Afterlife? Aftershave? Don't hold with any of it!"

I do miss the old fellow.


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