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New game anyone?

Post 41

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

They'll quickly take over your Hoose...

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A furry green creature from Outer Space


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Post 42

Orcus

Had a penchant for wearing white lace


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Post 43

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

His outfit was frilly


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Post 44

Orcus

But showed off his biceps


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Post 45

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

Which was quite a disgrace!

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There once was a younf Indonesian


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Post 46

Orcus

Who was struggling with coordinates Cartesian


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Post 47

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

He couldn't imagine


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Post 48

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A life without cadgin'


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Post 49

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

And so lost all cohesion

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An Arabic man from Dundee


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Post 50

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

That should have been

And so lost all his cohesion
(exploded in a cloud of Molecules all over the place!)

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An Arabic Man from Dundee


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Post 51

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

Owned two large rats and a flea


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Post 52

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

He groomed them both Daily


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Post 53

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

Then would force them to Keilidh


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Post 54

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

Unless they sat upon his D!

(Whoa is that bestiality I see raising its ugly Head? Surely not we's too sweet and innocent for that! smiley - devilsmiley - winkeye)

P.S. Someone else can start the next one.


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Post 55

Orcus

A sweet young boy from Tashkent


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Post 56

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

All his Pocket Money had spent


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Post 57

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

On lengths of green string


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Post 58

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

He tied bottles of Gin


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Post 59

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

With which, old people he'd dent.

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A chap on a high Alpine Pass


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Post 60

NexusSeven

Considered his marriage a farce


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