A Conversation for Cocktail Sticks

Exploding Containers

Post 1

Doug Dastardly

Why do coctail sticks always come in containers that inevitably fall apart and scatter the sticks everywhere when all you want is one...

Exploding Containers

Post 2

Researcher 112335

The afore-mentioned 'exploding containers' have been especially designed in order that after using the set amount of cocktail-sticks you require on that occasion, the rest are then thrown away (as this is generally far easier that finding a second, more suitable container). This inevitably leads to an increase of sales and therefore keeps the cocktail-stick industry in business... obviously!

Of course if you only want one cocktail-stick at any given point, then the profit margins of the manufacturers rise dramatically!

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