h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I feel obliged to tell you that the location of Hell is not really such an issue as it may appear. According to a road sign I saw recently, Hell is, in fact, directly beneath the Netcher Road Covered Bridge in Jefferson, OH.

There are some good things about Hell, which they don't tell you about in Sunday School:
1. OK, it is hot, but it's a DRY heat.
2. Free prostate exams and pap smears...every day!
3. Free Microsoft software for everybody. (Some agreement with Bill Gates in the early 80's)

Actually, Hell is about 22 miles nw of Ann Arbor, Michigan

Hell's gate is near Rotorua, New Zealand. It sure smells hellish enough. (Because of the brimstone).

Hell is stuck in a marks ans spencers food hall for eternity
Ten minutes is enough for me

Hell is... Well look around you.

"Why, this is Hell, nor am I out of it! Hell hath no location nor is circumscribed, for where we are, is Hell, and where Hell is, there we must surely be!"
Paraphrased slightly and lifted lovingly from two places the work of Christopher "Kit" Marlowe, free thinker, atheist (the usual result of free thought), poet, translator, playwriter and intelligence agent. He kept busy.

Hell is a train station on the railway from Oslo to Bergen, in Norway..

does it have regular service?

No idea! Never been there, but I guess...

Hell is what you make it and nothing else.
Same applies to heaven.
If you are under the impression that large red bearded type people will be tormenting you with pointy sticks in a pt of fire somewhere then im sure you will be true.
Personally i am under the impression the human race have created a perfectly good hell here on earth with teh big honcho i.e. devil being money.

Hell is reality T.V. - Soaps on T.V _ oh yes, and cookery programmes !

Hell is a perfectly normal name for towns in Norway. There is one a short way to the East of Trondheim (the only time I've ever asked for a Ticket to Hell, and meant it...made sure it was a return ticket) and another in Lofoten in the far north. In the one near Trondheim and there was a bridge, a car factory, a supermarket and a train station...pretty boring actually concidering the hype...